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Happy Thanksgiving! Go Niners (Taken with picplz.)

mols:

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nicolealyse:

This Saturday will be the official launch off www.Chelsea77.com! The first t-shirt design will be up for sale along with a handful of handpicked and distressed vintage tees collected and pulled from both Nicole and Gregs personal closet. Every week we will be adding more into our vintage closet store selection of the website so be sure to keep checking back! We plan to have the rest of the line finished and posted sometime this summer. It will consist of vintage inspired tees, tanks, and crop tops for both men and women! To be the very first to own the tee you see pictured above all you have to do is RE-BLOG THIS POST to help spread the word! We will select a winner at random and contact you for your address to mail you the first printing of the line! Stay tuned for more contests and thanks for help getting the word out! xo

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i love you.  i do not have one single doubt about that.  you are the person that i compare all other prospects to.  if a guy doesnt make me laugh, tingle, or drive me absolutely insane the way that you do i automatically write it off as doomed.  but you see the problem is that there is not one single person on this planet that can make me feel the way that you do.  you are different, no, WE are different.  we hate eachother, you have annoyed the crap out of me from day one.  but that annoyance is what ultimately made me fall head over heels for you.  we have the strongest love that ive ever known.  i regret letting you go in the first place, for not explaining to you the reason why i felt like i had to let you go.  i was young and you scared the living shit out of me… my feelings for you scared me.  from the minute i knew that i loved you, i knew that i wanted to ALWAYS love you.  i knew that you were going to be the guy that i married and had a million babies with.  but at 17 that is an utterly terrifying feeling.  the thought of never experiencing anyone else was terrifying.  i had to go be wild, i had to do everything i had ever thought i would do before i met you.  i had my life mapped out and you came out of nowhere and put a ring on my finger. the thought of my life map changing forever was terrifying and my stubborn side wasnt ready to give in.  i never doubted that i wanted to marry you and have a million babies, i just needed to put it on hold.  lets just say that the pause button backfired in the face.

boom.

soo there you have it, you are it for me.  this i do not doubt, even nearly 5 years later.  we lose touch for a while but no matter what we have always remained “friends”.  ive spilled my guts in the hardest email ive ever written, you basically told me you cant trust that im serious this time and i honestly dont blame you.  to you, i gave us up… because i never explained my reasons.  because i never realized my reasons until the thought of you marrying and having a million babies with someone else became reality.  seeing your new gf posting pictures of your weekends away all over facebook makes me want to literly vomit.  im not strong enough to deal with that, not yet.  and if after 5yrs i still cannot fathom you with anyone else, i dont think ill ever be able to deal with it.  your mine and i dont think ill ever be ready to be just friends.  we have tried the platonic “friends only” lunches and dinners and group hang outs and it always ends up with us in bed together.  we have this undeniable chemistry that can be seen by complete strangers.  we click and that chemistry is what makes it impossible to be just your friend.

maybe we arent ready yet, maybe it will take us 5 more years… maybe i just need you back.

(via poeticheartache) (via hear-myconfessions)

kimikarma:

lovelydaydreamer:

1. Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we’re planning to dump you and jump them.
3. Our favorite T-shirts are not “disgraceful.” They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.
4. Helpless is not cute.
5. Get to the point.
6. Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you honestly, or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
7. You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.
8. If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier then me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do?
9. Don’t expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn’t mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.
10. We would not wear high heels to impress you.
11. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.
12. For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It’s an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.
13. If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.”
14. If you have to have a cat, at least don’t call him “Mister” anything.
15. Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.
16. We need to vegetate.
17. We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.
18. We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.
19. We don’t believe you when you say money isn’t important to you.
20. When we see pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones we feel proud and happy to be men. We don’t care if it’s not fair.
21. It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how.
22. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down.
23. If it itches, it will be scratched.
24. If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear.
25. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
26. Don’t ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
27. Sundays equals sports. Period.
28. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
30. You have enough clothes.
31. You have too many shoes.
32. Crying is blackmail.
33. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
34. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
35. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.
36. We’re not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
37. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?
38. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
39. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
40. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
41. Check your oil.
42. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
43. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.
44. It doesn’t matter which quiz.
45. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
46. If you won’t dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
47. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
48. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
49. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
50. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
51. If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
52. Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
53. Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
54. Ditto melon.
55. If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.

wishopeace:

couldn’t have said it better myself

 AMEN.

(via wishopeace)

omg i want to squeeze her she is so stinkin adorable!!

Calvin and Hobbes (via starrynights) (via quote-book)